Monthly Archives: May 2019

Inject heroin into my nutsack

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Cavy Wars

Hi I’m gonna ramble about my guinea pigs. Drama, action, suspense and much more So, as some of you may know, I have two guinea pigs, named Bergerac and Poirot, both named after fictional detectives. And while they do share … Continue reading

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The Web is a Shitty App Platform

I’m a big believer in implementing as little as possible to get the task at hand done. I’m as minimalist as it gets. Proprietary, open source—ultimately doesn’t matter to me so long as it gets the job done as simply as it can.

So why in fuck’s name did we give everything away to the web? Continue reading

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