Letters From Somnolescent

Category: Happenings

Updates, stories, and frustrations from individual Somnolians.

July 4, 2019



Somnoville landscape

I can remember the last time I had a proper Minecraft server with a group of friends. It was in 2012 or so, when a close friend of mine bought me the game and invited me onto his little public server. (Naturally, since we were spergy kids, I was a co-admin. Too many roles and […]

Tags: Somnocraft,

May 24, 2019

Inject heroin into my nutsack


Hello hello!
This is your local crackhead vegetable tuning in

May 19, 2019

Cavy Wars


Hi I’m gonna ramble about my guinea pigs. Drama, action, suspense and much more So, as some of you may know, I have two guinea pigs, named Bergerac and Poirot, both named after fictional detectives. And while they do share some characteristics of their namesakes, they lack one very important thing. Brains. Now guinea pigs […]

Tags: animals,

April 30, 2019

How a Fusion Drive Ate Our Gopher


The story of how I lost everything because I trusted the marketing.

Tags: technology,

April 25, 2019

snake crashes in



*heavy breathing*


just played minecraft for 6 hours how are you all doing? might draw a cat or something [EDIT]: at some point I’ll use this correctly umu

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